The
following interviewee is a precious black-and-white kitty cat of a youthful
age, with inquisitive bright eyes and a curious marking. He kindly agreed to
the interview as I noticed him journeying by the fence. An exciting
conversation by Jadefireeyes.
Reporter: Good morning! What’s your name!
Cat: Dashfuly-Black-With-Brilliant-Green-Eyes-And-A-Large-White-As-Well-As-A-Tint-Of-Beige-Patch-On-The-Neck-
Reporter: That’s a rather cumbersome name.
Cat: Indeed it is. But Mother knows best. With so many
similar siblings that resemble me, how else is she supposed to call me for
dinner?
Reporter: Hmmm. That’s a clever idea after all. But first,
let me ask… What’s your preferred sunny spot?
Cat: Right there on the porch, where the sun slants just
right.
Reporter: What’s your favorite place in the neighborhood?
Cat: Here in the backyard, where there’s so much to explore:
trees, butterflies, flowers, rocks. Smells, scents and sounds!
Reporter: What’s the coolest thing you ever found there?
Cat: An extraordinarily extremely large shoe. I nearly fell
inside, but the shoelaces were fun to play with.
Reporter: Where do you go when it rains?
Cat: I shelter beneath cars. I just hope they don’t move!
Reporter: What would you rather be: a cat or a human?
Cat: A cat, of course! Do you honestly think that a
fantastic feline such as I would discover as many adventures as a person?
Reporter: Oh, I see… Are you friendly with other cats?
Cat: Not quite. We are solitary creatures, you know.
Unwelcome strangers pass by my home all the time. I just give them a stare and
they get the right idea.
Reporter: But aren’t you just a kitten? You don’t seem
aggressive to me-
Cat: ROAR!
Reporter: Wow! You really scared me.
Cat: ‘Course I did. (Contented purr.) Mama taught me how to
be the scariest kitty in the neighborhood. Pretty soon I shall frighten all my
siblings into shivering mice!
Reporter: You’ve got big ambitions. You’re quite diabolical
too…
Cat: I hope in the right way! (Wink.)
Reporter: It was nice talking to you.
Cat: My pleasure. If you come back, I’ll show you my
favorite scratching post!
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