This was something me and my group wrote in school for a Spanish skit, that we later translated:(Dora theme song parody)
Dora- Oh no! It’s 6:00! We’re going to be late for school!
Boots-* Yawns* Oh nooo (sarcastically)
Dora- Come on Boots! Let’s go! We need to leave by 6:45!
Dora- (Looking for stuff frantically).
Dora- We need a pen, some pencils, some paper, lunch, a ruler, and library books!
Boots - Don’t forget your binder.
Dora- Oh yea! Thanks Boots! You’re the best! (Puts everything in bag)
Boots- Yep I know.
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Dora- Ok Boots! What’s the shortest route to take?
Boots- I don’t know, you have a map why are you asking me?
Dora- Lets ask the map!
Dora- Can you say map?
Boots- Yes Dora I can say map.
Dora- Say map with me.
Boots- Why?
Dora- So we can get to school!
Boots- *ugh* Map, map, map.
Dora- Say it louder!
Boots- MAP...MAP...MAP!
(Angrily)
Dora- Can you say it even louder?
Boots- Nope.
Map- I’m tired, leave me alone. I have ears. I heard you the first time.
Dora (on the verge of tears) - Why is he being so mean and unpleasant? Why? WHHY?
Map- I’m a high school dropout. It was just so I was the only one they could find.
But if you insist…
Boots- Oh my gosh, not this again.
Map: (Tired) If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map (12 times. As Map is nearing the 12th time he falls asleep.)
Map (Jotting awake) - Dora wants the shortest route to get to school on time. Tell Dora she has to go to: Library, Mountain, School. (Repeats like 8 times)
Dora- Okay, we have to go to the bridge first, can you see the bridge?
Boots- Dora we’ve been over this 100 times, it’s right in front of you. Look before you ask.
Dora- There it is!
Boots- There you go.
Dora- (Come on vaminos song parody)
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Boots- Yay we’re at the bridge.
Dora- (Come on vaminos song parody)
Boots- We made it to the bridge stop singing.
Dora- (Come on vaminos song parody)
Boots- DORA WE MADE IT TO THE BRIDGE STOP SINGING!
Dora- Okay come on Boots let’s walk across the bridge!
*enter troll*
Troll- I am the troll who lives under the bridge! Name three things I can carry in my bag.
Boots- Can we just go? I am not having the best morning.
Troll- Answer the riddle first...
Dora- Some pencils! A binder! A dictionary!
Troll- Oh no, you’re right! But I’m still not letting you pass.
Boots- I’M WALKING PAST WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, there’s literally 3 feet from here to there!
Troll- No you’re not; you interrupted my beauty sleep.
Boots- (smacks troll in face.)
*troll falls on the floor, knocked out*
Boots- Let’s go Dora. (Mutters) Beauty sleep. Sheeh.
Dora- Okay, come on vaminos -
Boots- NOO!
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(Swiper cackles)
Dora- Did you hear something weird?
Boots- No that’s totally something you’d hear in nature.
Dora- Do you see Swiper? (Puts arm around Swiper’s shoulder)
Boots- Dora, he’s in plain sight!
Dora- What are you doing here Swiper?
Swiper:.What’cha got there?
Dora- It’s my binder!
Swiper- ...It’s...that’s a pretty nice looking binder there.
Dora- (Gasping) Don’t let Swiper take my binder! Say Swiper no swiping! Swiper no Swiping! Swiper no-
Boots - Nah, I’m not in the mood, my throat hurts from all this singing.
(Swiper takes binder and throws it away.)
Boots- Oops too late, you see, what do I tell you Dora, that reciting a stupid rhyme completed with a hand gesture does absolutely nothing to stop a lunatic? Now we have to go look for the binder.
Swiper- He he he, now you’ll definitely be late! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! (begins to run away, when Boots grabs Swiper by the tail).
Boots- You know what fox, I’m tired of you always throwing our stuff into random trees and bushes and making me look for it, its not funny, just go home. And I mean it! If you don’t I’m telling on your mother!
Swiper- (snaps fingers) ohhh mannn (runs away)
Dora- Good job Boots!!! Let’s go get the Binder!
Boots- It’s in that tree!
Dora- Do you see the binder?
Boots- It’s in that tree.
Dora- Is this the binder?
Boots- No that’s a fireman (fireman waves.)
Dora- Is this the binder?
Boots- No, that’s a pen.
Dora- Is this the binder?
Boots- Hi doggy.
Dora- Is this the binder?
Boots: No, that’s a bike.
Dora: Is this the binder?
Boots- Good job!
Dora- Okay let’s keep going!
Boots- (sarcastically) Yaaaay.
Dora- singing again “come on vaminos song” (Boots rolls eyes)
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Boots- We made it to the library. (Mumbles) About time.
Dora- Where do we go next?
Boots- The mountain.
Dora- Ok! *Sings and walks*
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Oh no! How do we get around the mountain? Can we go UNDER the mountain?
Boots: Ya, cuz that’s possible!
Dora- Can we go AROUND the mountain?
Boots: Ya, in a couple years!
Dora: Can we go through the mountain?
Boots: Ya, let me just pull a train out of my back pocket.
Dora: Do you see anyone that can help us get through the mountain?
Boots: Hey, is that a purple squirrel?
Dora- Yes, it’s our good friend Tico! Do you know how we can get through the mountain?
Tico: Yes! Use you backpack!
Dora- OK, let’s use the backpack to turn into an airplane to take us over the mountain.
Or, we can turn it into a boat to take us around the mountain.
Yea but flying is funner.
Boots- But boat is less annoying. Anyway, I can sleep on the way.
Dora- Find, let’s take the boat.
(After song the backpack turns into a canoe. They get in. However, they get stuck.)
Dora- What happened?
Tico: The canoe is flooding! Do you have something we can use to stop the flooding?
Dora: Check my backpack! Say backpack!
Backpack: *sings* (Backpack song parody)
Backpack: Dora needs a tool to help Tico fix the boat!!! We should get nails to put it back together! Are these nails?
Boots: (Sighs) No.
Backpack: No, that’s a pen! Are these the nails?
Boots: (Louder) NO.
Backpack: Right, that’s a book! Are these the nails?
Boots: NO!!!!!!
Backpack: Right, that’s a taco, not nails! Are these the nails?
Boots: (Crying) Yes! (Hands them to Tico.)
Backpack: Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum! Delicioso!
(Tico fixes canoe).
Dora: Yay! (They go around mountain.)
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Dora- Ooo, look a sign that says free cookies inside that cave, let’s go get them.
Boots- Wait, wait, wait. We have been going this way for six years and now we see a piece of loose leaf that says free cookies and you want to get them? Do know how many other things can be waiting inside for a bunch of morons that actually thought there were free cookies inside?
Dora- Yeah, let’s find out!
Boots- You’re insane. I am not going in there, not after all this way. I am not budging an inch. You can go in there with your purple squirrel and get trapped, but I am not going in there with you.
Dora- Please?
Boots- No.
Dora- Pretty pretty please with a banana on top?
Boots- Nope. I’ll give you cookies when we get home.
Dora- Pwomise?
Boots- Promise.
Dora- Okey dokey. As long they have chocolate chips!
Boots- (Sigh). We made it to school on time. A miracle.
Dora- Hurry the bell is going to ring!
Boots- It’s only 7:30 school starts at 8:00 what are you talking about?
Dora- Hurry, let’s go!
Boots- Can we sing this song first?
Dora- Oh yeah, the song
Everyone- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun we did it we did it yeahhhhh vamicimos we did it song parody.
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Epilogue
Dora- So Boots, what was your favorite part of today?
Boots- Being asleep before you woke me up.
Dora- My favorite part was when we were singing! (Dora takes breath as if to sing).
Boots- Don’t start singing again. Why, for the past six years, I’ve been forced to......
*enter security guard*
Guard- (Sternly) Excuse me, but what are you two doing here?
Dora- Why, we’re here to go to school and learn! (Smiles angelically)
Guard- Don’t you know that you aren’t supposed to be here?
Boots- (Cautiously, restraining anger) What do you mean?
Guard- Today is Saturday.
Boots- $#!%.
